FLY BE GONE 3000 (Official 285Films Edition)

No one likes experiencing the emotional rollercoaster of discovering that your fly is open 5 minutes in after filming your live television debut. Or when in the middle of your job interview, you notice your fly has been open for 5 minutes and you now understand why the vibe was weird. 

Now you might look weird because your eyes are shifty now looking down and up frantically. 

Thats why, the engineers at 285 Films, have developed the award winning solution. that has been heralded as BEST INNOVATION OF THIS MILLENIUM.

Introducing the 3RD GENERATION MASTERPIECE FLY BE GONE 3000.

Produced through a state of the art, continuous, high-speed industrial process called extrusion, commonly using polypropylene (PP) or PLA resin pellets. The pellets are melted and forced through a die to form a long tube, which is then cooled, cut to size, and sometimes processed for bends, sterilization, and packaging. This are then blessed in a proprietary process for optimum open fly detection ability.   

Remember. 
GONE are the days of awkward eye contact. 
GONE are the days of weird vibes.
OPEN FLYS... will be gone. with FLY BE GONE 3000.